Despite my inability to illustrate in any kind of accurate or informed matter, I've somehow managed to work for several of the largest t-shirt and apparel companies on the internet. Six of my designs were made available through Threadless and others through sites such as Designed By Humans. You should definitely not hire me to be an illustrator, but enjoy!

You've Been Warned

With a naive and frankly incompetent style of illustration combined with a dark and strange sense of humour, I soon created a niche of illustration that was unlike anything on offer at that point in time. T-Shirt designs of my terrible illustrations made available through various online retailers including Threadless. I also had the joy of illustrating an album cover for USA band Satin Gum. The photographs in this gallery are supplied via Threadless, much thanks to them!